ihalas
Private First Class
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Post by ihalas on Oct 25, 2007 20:52:02 GMT 8
One day, two ladies from a far flung barrio while rooting "camotes" for their daily food:
Lady 1: Aduy! Inig tan aw naku ning camote, makahinumdum ko sa itlog sa akong bana!
Lady 2: Unsa man? Ang gidak on?
Lady 1: Dili!........ Ang Kabulingon!
;D ;D
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Post by marccus on Oct 26, 2007 9:30:27 GMT 8
buing!!! way kaligo ug way hugas!!!nyahahahahaha!
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Mr_Big
Sergeant First Class
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Post by Mr_Big on Oct 26, 2007 10:17:52 GMT 8
bry, mura sad diay na ug kini:
... ming-uli usa ka bata nga nagkaon ug mani.
anak: ma, ang mani diay ug ang otin sa laki parehas ra man diay noh?
mama: unsa ma'y nakaparehas ana nila dai? ang kadak-on?
anak: dili ma ang KAPARATON nilang duha!!! ;D
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Post by roughneck on Oct 26, 2007 21:03:36 GMT 8
nagkasinabot uruoy mo mga min u noh...asa manang mani beh
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ihalas
Private First Class
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Post by ihalas on Nov 2, 2007 16:10:25 GMT 8
nagkasinabot uruoy mo mga min u noh... kinsa'y minyo?  ? ;D |
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ihalas
Private First Class
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Post by ihalas on Nov 2, 2007 16:12:05 GMT 8
continue ta sa joke...
Pare: bay, your Lolo is already 95 years old? what keeps him going?
Bay : well he just drinK a lot MILKMAID everyday.
Pare : unsa? MILKMAID lang?
Bay : Yes a lot of MILK and.... our MAID everyday!!
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hermits
Private First Class
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Post by hermits on Nov 5, 2007 22:23:31 GMT 8
Whats the opposite of "SAKLOLO"!?!?!
"LICK LOLA"!!!
HAHAHA!!!! ;D ;D
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Post by astro on Nov 6, 2007 17:53:19 GMT 8
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Mr_Big
Sergeant First Class
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Post by Mr_Big on Nov 8, 2007 8:37:29 GMT 8
Pedro: Asa ka gkan part?
Juan: Sa smenteryo bai. Lubong s akong ugangan.
Pedro: Nganong dghan man kag knambrasan?!?
Juan: Lisod mn gd ilubong. Musukol mn ang inatay!!
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Juan: Bai naay penguin dri s pilipins?
Pedro: Wla tawn pre uy!
Juan: Ana! Madre jd lgi to akng naligsan.
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Papa: Gipalitan na nmo c Juan ug pusil-pusil?
Mama: Ay sus. Munyeka iya uy!
Papa: Unsa?? Sus mabayot jd nang bataa.
Mama: Unsay bayot? Na tan awa did2, gahubo nya gapatong sa munyeka...
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ANAK: Nay, nag tambling tambling gud me sa skul ganina..
NANAY: Di ba ingon man ko ayaw pag tambling tambling kay makita imo panty?
ANAK: Gisulod man naku sa Bag ako Panty Nay..
;D ;D ;D
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